tell ur IT guys, to stop the bulls**t!!!
how u gonna write em, a ROI, when they haven't done THEIR job, of designing the system, and if em hav't design the system, how is anyone gonna know, how much money + manhours was spent, to complete the IT project?
and if the basic (manhours+money) costings isn't done yet, how is anyone gonna know what budget is required?
as u gotta x-ref the budget requirement & invested, into your ROI equation!!!
Shhheezzzz....talk abt jumping the gun!
say, Analogy: (me like em now....*grinz*...)
u drive a big shinny lorry up to the gate, the guard tells u need a gate pass, before u can drive ur big shinny lorry, into the factory premises, and make ur scheduled Goods delivery, to the customer who is expecting ur Goods....
problem is mebbe the guard ran out of gate passes, so he tells you that he aint gonna let u in, without a gate pass, as its his arse on the line, if he lets u in without a gate pass, and in provision u run amok, and become a public disorder to the premsies, the premises management will have, to write up a long long report, why a bullet was sacrificed to end your public disorder....
thing is he aint gonna tell u, he ran out of gate passes, coz the gate passes were passed to his pals, who have sneaked into the premsies, to conduct some rough necking with the warehouse store gals....
so what does he do? possible course of action, he wwill tell u so-n-so document, you handed to the guard ain't in order, pls come bakc later, after yoy verify or make, the appropriate corrections....
but which documents are wrong? the guard ain't sayin......
You make the frantic calls to your office clarks, and they swear to HIM, your documents are in order, and the customer is bugged, why r your delivery Goods late?
You and the guard spend some time, trying to exercise your lungs, and compare vocals....
In the end, the guard tells u, u don have an invoice, so he won't let u in.....
That sounds like a relief, but...wait'ta'minute.... invoice? that comes after you deliver the Goods, get your own D.O signed, and the customer store, gives the invoice for u, to relay to ur company admin.clerks.....
what the hell is goin on??!! damm guards!
sounds like your situation, eh?
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